Miscellaneous: Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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By ccc - 15/05/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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By Celeste - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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Monetize your shit life

By chap - 11/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was in an Uber with a friend I hadn't seen in 7 years. I was just catching her up on my daily life when my Uber driver decided to chime into our conversation and kindly inform me that: "[I] should be a stand-up comedian." He literally thought my life was a joke. FML

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Thanks, guys

By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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rawrkittehpwnage 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:08

owned.

SugarCrazy 14

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:11

No, the sandwich -_- Don't ask stupid rhetorical questions.

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timama25 1

Saturday 16 July 2011 22:15

the drover probably gets bored too haha..

emmanizzer 6

Saturday 16 July 2011 22:24

I thought that show was only in NYC anyway.

gyoopiy 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 22:30

I thought there were flashing light's the guy is a dude and it's in New York

ohmygodthatsux 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 22:47

cash cabs in new York lol

baileymarie21 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 22:51

hahaha! sorry but thats hilarious(x

jjpj99 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 22:54

Thats genious!

barbiesaurus 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 23:36

Ahahaha I love cash cab

Tyujhg4545 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 0:28

lmfao owned

Spottedfeather 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 0:28

Cash Cab is hosted by a dude...so why did you think you were really on the show ?

psycho456 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 0:33

ydi cash cab has a male host

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