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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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By ccc - 15/05/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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By Celeste - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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Monetize your shit life

By chap - 11/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was in an Uber with a friend I hadn't seen in 7 years. I was just catching her up on my daily life when my Uber driver decided to chime into our conversation and kindly inform me that: "[I] should be a stand-up comedian." He literally thought my life was a joke. FML

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Thanks, guys

By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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rawrkittehpwnage 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:08

owned.

SugarCrazy 14

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:11

No, the sandwich -_- Don't ask stupid rhetorical questions.

Comments

ArsenalFan12 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 14:54

wowwwww.

Lulicah 3

Saturday 16 July 2011 15:02

Haha, wow. Last I checked, the Cash Cab is run by a male.

jshsmith1995 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 15:04

nobody likes that show anyway

meli1987 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 15:04

that's hilarious!

mjackson1833 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 15:10

well, obviously, you weren't in cash cab because you said nothing about seeing a whole bunch of flashing lights and crazy sounds! I don't think you could win at cash cab anyways... that shit is hard!

natroniks 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 15:11

every episode of Cash Cab is taped in NYC, in case you didn't notice.

heatherewf 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 15:29

YDI - the host is a guy, not a lady!

RSL1198 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 15:46

y is this worthy of being posted on FML

DocBastard 38

Saturday 16 July 2011 15:48

HOLY. *******. HELL. I know this will be read by exactly 0 people because it is so far down the list, but after reading every comment here, I can't help myself. There are 3 North American versions of the show - NY, Chicago, and Toronto The host of the Chicago version is FEMALE OP is from Illinois. Chicago is in Illinois. Can we all just ******* move on and stop making the SAME goddamned stupid comments over and over again? Seriously, you stupid ******* people make me want to strangle a bunny.