By single and unbuggered - 31/07/2015 21:04 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." FML
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MDoremis 38

Honestly, would you rather him lie to you if he isn't the least bit remorseful?

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Even if he had apologized, more often than not they're only sorry they got caught; not sorry for being douchewaffles.

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TheLadyOpal 30

Good for you for telling him to bugger off! Best of luck in finding someone more worth your time.

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nitrog100 21

To all the people saying she should physically assault the cheating boyfriend, I posit this alternative scenario: "I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, so I beat her." That's not an FML; that's something you'd say while cuffed to a metal table in the police station.

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imnotslick 18

I would go and punch him in his little bugger

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tiredofwaiting 25

Don't waste your tears on him. It is better you found out for yourself than have him lie to you continually. Cheaters never feel any guilt or shame for cheating. If they do it is only because they got caught. You deserve so much better than this bastard.

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philsh94 20

I knew you were from Manchester just because you used the word bugger! great word

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enxhi96 21

Wow some people are truly heartless. That's horrible but at least now you can find someone that will treat you right.

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PurpleArmy 8

sounds like he has been watching to much pirates of the Caribbean

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emokitty91 12

bugger? wtf does that mean, I don't know what a dictionary is oh noes

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