Love: Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him....

By GamerGirl - 30/01/2010 15:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

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By Rari - 09/06/2016 16:04 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML

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Violence is never the answer

By MUemma - 26/02/2010 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

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You deserved it 49 360

By Single - 07/08/2010 11:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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You deserved it 7 019

By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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You deserved it 210

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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You deserved it 3 334

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

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You deserved it 16 304

Time to move on

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 08:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML

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You deserved it 105

By faded as shit - 27/09/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

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You deserved it 5 359

darkblade666 3

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:05

id kick him in the balls if i where you for breaking your ps3

janise 2

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:54

Yeah, she has plenty of money from working THREE jobs. Her ex was nothing but a lazy scumbag. Then again she did stay with him and let him mooch off of her so I can't feel much sympathy about the 3 jobs but F Her Life about the consoles and the cheating.

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1fitmodel 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 2:57

British people can be arrogant, unlike septics (Septic-Tank [Yanks/Americans]) because they're not internationally known for being poorly educated and clinically obese!

tmw23 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:40

Exactly! Theyre known for being perverted, ugly, and having the worst teeth imaginable! Thanks for clearing that up, 1FATmodel =)

kimilei 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 2:58

This.

NotJesse 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:08

I say fake people women cook and clean, they don't play games

FajitaFreak 3

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:39

Three jobs? What on earth are you spending all your money on? One part time job is enough for me to survive on.

Maverick5762 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:49

So do you steal all of your utilities and post on FML from the public library? Or do you just live in a box.

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:05

That depends a lot on where you live. I'm single, and I could never meet rent for a studio apartment on one part time job in my state, much less eat.

Maverick5762 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:47

HAH PinkRose LOL. "Make ME a sandwich" lol... post made me lol :D

stumpygremlin 13

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:49

Yeah I gotta say... YDI for staying with him for long enough to have to support him with three jobs. I would say to have gotten rid of him once he refused to help support himself.

girlygirllol8 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:58

bwahaha gay ass.. if ur playing xbox

thatevilguy666 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:04

put sugar in his cars gas tank. than move out. so he cant get money from you to get a new one. and if he doesn't have a car. take a hammer to his computer. and if he doesn't have a computer. cut his balls off with a spoon. have a nice day