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Why? i hope you spit in it
There's just no way, you'd have to do it, so YDI..
That was stupid that you hit him, have self control! If the situation were reversed, he would be in so much trouble.
He obviously didn't want OP since they were together for 8 years and never even got engaged. I know there are people who say they don't believe in marriage, but this obviously isn't the case. FYL for getting cheated on and for being an idiot.
You didn't have to do anything for him. Also, he may have cheated on you, but you're lucky he didn't he didn't press charges on you for assult.... >.> #thinkbeforeyouact
wtf? You "had to cook him an entire turkey dinner"? You didn't have to, you're just stupid enough to do it. Sorry for that but it's true.
You should have spit in it
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and WHY did you have to cook for him??
why?