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By Pushover - 13/02/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 18:00

Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me for giving everyone food poisoning right before the holiday and ruining the weekend. He’s the one that forced and berated me into using the nasty expired ingredients in his mom’s kitchen, even though I knew better. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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SpideyRules 9

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:32

and WHY did you have to cook for him??

Narcentricity 1

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:31

why?

Comments

james1989 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 23:52

I dont get why the hell you cooked dinner!? Also #55, there may be ways of preventing pregnacy, doesnt mean it ALWAYS works!

sjhill 32

Wednesday 14 December 2011 17:59

wtf? why??

Coffeebang 17

Sunday 19 February 2012 21:15

Way to show him

Shadowstone 7

Monday 20 February 2012 15:52

Same question as above.

JRokka850 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:33

That guy is DOIN IT!

EffYoLife 14

Friday 23 March 2012 6:36

No you didn't have to. You deserve it for thinking that you did. Smh

newburton13 26

Monday 9 April 2012 1:50

No you didn't. You could've told him to go **** himself and make himself a turkey. YDI for not standing up for yourself.

andrea197 0

Monday 30 April 2012 0:49

No, you didn't.

im_smart 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 9:42

Tard

im_emile 4

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:16

You HAD to?

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