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By ThisBlows - 21/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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By SouthPaw - 14/01/2015 21:48 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML

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By Blackfell - 07/08/2012 17:59 - United States

Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML

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By Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

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Classic Dave

By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:18 - United States - American Canyon

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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By Wifewithquestions - 26/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By aaah. - 24/05/2012 05:42 - Canada - Caronport

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

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RebekahBrooke 9

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:23

oh my god :c that's so depressing.

RensM 22

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:27

Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe

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Df3278 5

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:02

I tried those but im still only three inches still

hockeygurl1234 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 4:50

hhahhahahhaha .

laurencheese 7

Sunday 2 October 2011 21:04

how do you think she feels? we besides nothing..

hockeygurl1234 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 4:45

someone has a "one inch pinch" ;)

skoc 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 23:21

Sucks for u

cheeriously 4

Friday 11 November 2011 19:26

I think you spelled Rebecca wrong unless your parents already knew you were going to be a ****

vassal44 9

Monday 21 November 2011 7:41

could 15 min save you 15% on car insurance? is this situation awkwerd

jsloaner07 1

Saturday 3 December 2011 23:37

glad i dont have that prob, i'm happy with my 8 inches i was gifted with

Nemle22 4

Saturday 17 December 2011 10:32

She was trying to be discreet and not hurt your feelings or embarrass you. Be happy! Especially if the pills work. :P

hntr612 3

Friday 23 December 2011 22:34

Just take the pills and make her happy!

rachbat00 0

Monday 20 February 2012 4:47

You should thank her

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Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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Today, someone said that giving men gifts is so easy, just pay attention to what he says. He wants Chelsea on top of the league table. How am I supposed to do that? FML

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Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML

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Today, I've been on a dating site for a while and I'd been doing great. Then I got really fucking drunk and sent messages like I wanted to eat their shit while it was coming out. One of them reported me and I got booted. I have decided to drink less. FML

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Today, my dad is still mad because I tossed his empty coffee can over 3 days ago. FML

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Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sneaky hand shandy

Classic Dave

Mysterious

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