By ThisBlows - 21/09/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 371
You deserved it 8 820

Same thing different taste

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RebekahBrooke 9

oh my god :c that's so depressing.

Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe

Comments

You better hope they work! Obviously you are not pleasing her..... she may go find it else where

Wow, that's harsh. I'm sorry but to me, that says the woman is a spoiled *****. She doesn't love you for you, she cares more about your penis size, and that's just stupid. Anyone else getting images of that Family Guy episode in their head? The one where Peter finds out that Chris is bigger than him? "I care about the size of your penis as much as you care about the size of my breasts." "OH MY GOD!"

thejedi08 10

how did you NOT notice? have fun! and remember if you have an erection over 4 hours, KEEP ON GOING!!!!

that is really bad. I'm sorry to hear that.

Ha so kidding! Put vaginal rejuvenation brochures in her purse!