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By lonelyheart - 05/04/2017 12:00 - United States - Douglas

Today, I celebrated my birthday. Just me, a pizza, and my cat. FML
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Yudith 24

Happy birthday! At least, you are eating delicious food with your loved one instead of answering inappropriate questions about your love life asked by nosy family members you only see twice a year for a reason.

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Twunt 14

Sooooyoure saying you had the perfect birthday?

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s2kname 9

happy birthday in part from fml

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acmariner99 25

And the cat wants you to pet and feed it

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lezlgcy 0

Been there! Christmas, thanksgiving, Easter, birthday...you name it. I feel for ya! Even the H man isn't open on holidays, can't even numb the loneliness away. Now I realize how lucky I am and enjoy every bit of every get together because it's not worth it to do anything but have a good time and F everyone who wants to complain.

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PorchKitty 16

Sounds like a pretty great celebration to me!

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False_Stupidity 41

Sounds wonderfully uncomplicated to be honest. Happy Birthday!

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lezlgcy 0

Pizza is delicious!!!

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EB Snowstar 1

Hey well at least u have pizza and a cat lol

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julioon29 9

Happy birthday! You will have better ones!

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