Miscellaneous: Today, I celebrated my birthday. Just me, a pizza, and my cat.... - FML

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By lonelyheart - 05/04/2017 12:00 - United States - Douglas

Today, I celebrated my birthday. Just me, a pizza, and my cat. FML

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Yudith 24

Wednesday 5 April 2017 18:31

Happy birthday! At least, you are eating delicious food with your loved one instead of answering inappropriate questions about your love life asked by nosy family members you only see twice a year for a reason.

Twunt 14

Wednesday 5 April 2017 20:22

Sooooyoure saying you had the perfect birthday?

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Mfanforever 11

Wednesday 5 April 2017 18:01

Happy birthday, OP!

Silverr 5

Wednesday 5 April 2017 18:09

Happy Birthday!

mikew2018 2

Wednesday 5 April 2017 18:31

Have a great birthday!

Yudith 24

Wednesday 5 April 2017 18:31

Happy birthday! At least, you are eating delicious food with your loved one instead of answering inappropriate questions about your love life asked by nosy family members you only see twice a year for a reason.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 5 April 2017 18:46

You should have been able to get any dude you want to celebrate your birthday by mentioning pizza. Most guys will eat pizza with you no matter how butt-ugly and/or tedious you are. By the way, happy birthday!

jay_south 19

Wednesday 5 April 2017 19:55

Happy birthday! Hope the pizza was good.

GeneralMotors 23

Wednesday 5 April 2017 20:04

happy birthday. cats are an awesome way to celebrate!!

Stan017 6

Wednesday 5 April 2017 20:08

Happy Birthday OP. Don't worry, I've done that for my birthday before... when my family forgot about it.

species4872 19

Wednesday 5 April 2017 20:12

Happy birthday, Loneliness is something that everyone feels at some time. Just don't let it consume you. You are real with feelings, hopes and dreams. There is someone out there that will want to share those things with you and more. All you've got to do is find them. So go, go and find them, do anything you must to get what you want. And if you do find someone and it doesn't work out, Well, try again and keep trying. True happiness is something that you have to work for, it rarely comes to those who wait for it.

Twunt 14

Wednesday 5 April 2017 20:22

Sooooyoure saying you had the perfect birthday?

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