By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
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hypnos_fml 0

so your new number "belongs to" a debtor? do you guys share a number?

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smokeymcpottt 3

You should have given the prostitute's number to your mother. Oh the look on her face!

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Kua_Mei 0

Ugh. I shared a number of some other chick for awhile. I kept getting creepy phone calls! One time, this dude called asking for Irma; when I said that he had the wrong number, he asked who was speaking. I told him my first name. He then proceeded to ask where I live and how old I was. I was like... I'm a minor and I live in the northern hemisphere! and hung up. D: Another, this dude called asking for Irma, or, more accurately, saying "IRMA! IRMA! IRMA! IRMA! IRMA! IRMA! IRMA!" over and over again until I said that Irma wasn't there and asked who he was. "Mark Chapman. Irma. Irma. Irma. Irma. Where's Irma?" CREEPERSSSSS D:

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TryptamineDreame 0

I have the number that a drug dealer used to have. I have people blowing up my phone constantly about some perks and dope, its annoying because the same people call me after I tell them they have the wrong number, I guess their memory is shot. :/

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flgirlwguitar 2

Somebody fraudulently used my cell phone number on some credit application, and so every few months I get calls for someone I've never heard of. The good news is that with debt, there's legal recourse. If they keep bothering you, you can sue them for $1000 plus attorney's fees.

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HentaiBunny 4

I have that problem, night my number belonged to some sort of mexican pimp..

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rextasy 0

Phone numbers are not reassigned for at least six months. Nice try.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

how come?? what do Verizon use if not a sim card..???

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varkey 7

how do you have the same phone # as anyone?

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momogal 22

#95, phone numbers that get disconnected get recycled. When we moved, we kept getting calls for the same person over and over because they never gave out their new number.

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