Miscellaneous: Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML

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By Jodie - 03/02/2012 12:48 - Australia

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

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By Blackberry - 10/07/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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By suzyyy - 23/02/2011 09:18 - Netherlands

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

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By telefucked - 31/07/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2012 14:14 - United States - Puyallup

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

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Spineless

By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

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By News to Me - 21/10/2018 15:30

Today, I went to switch my phone number to a new carrier. During the credit check, I was told that I couldn't because I already had an active account. This came as a surprise, as I've never had an account with that carrier. Time to file a fraud claim. FML

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Thanks for that, whoever you are

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML

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A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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Top comments

hypnos_fml 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 12:20

so your new number "belongs to" a debtor? do you guys share a number?

smokeymcpottt 3

Sunday 14 November 2010 12:18

You should have given the prostitute's number to your mother. Oh the look on her face!

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FYLDeep 25

Sunday 14 November 2010 12:39

It's funny cause the guy who had the number before you probably had it repossessed. You might be complaining about the phone calls, but the other guy probably just wishes he could still get phone calls.

mouxouxou 11

Sunday 14 November 2010 12:40

If u are ''lucky'' enough maybe the next one will belong to the mafia. :P

danielsharpwoo 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 14:57

ahahah

xThatAsianGurlx 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 12:42

Haha I would've kept the prostitutes number ;] haha jk

itssambitch 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 12:59

So if I'm right OP was a prostitute and is no longer one so she changed her number. Now she's in debt and thus the FML. Prostitute to debt seems like step up though. Not judging, just stating.

itssambitch 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 13:00

Meant to put he and his instead. Oops.

ghostyghost756 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 13:18

so before everybody wanted to call you, now nobody answering your calls

AwesumIndianGurl 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 13:42

LOL That's clever thinking..!! :)

lilluvowl 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 14:01

hey maphanieRAWR. if u think ur pic is cute... it's not...

rawrzy 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 14:23

I agree, it makes me feel sick along with her profile.

cool_guy1234 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:16

stop haten

thakiller 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:21

Yours either hick.

IcyJack 7

Sunday 14 November 2010 17:06

You don't have to badmouth people to show how stupid they are. If they are indeed stupid (I.E. "What's a debtor") they will just embarrass themselves. Chill, people.

C6Racer 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 19:23

Agreed, 36. This isn't freakin facebook.

OldMrFranklin 0

Monday 15 November 2010 11:30

And who are you to judge?

ggrls 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 7:55

that's because it's hot

Slim_Shadyy_fml 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 14:16

you should've kept your old phone number so you can atleast make some money (:

jrod45 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 14:30

doesn't make sense. that would make u an prostitute if ur old number belonged to one. and now ur a debtor if ur new number belongs to one.

Halloween23_fml 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 14:43

I bet the one from the prostitute was more fun...

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