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By gross - 02/05/2015 18:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML

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By uglychick - 05/09/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By bigdaddy - 25/09/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML

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By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By WellGroomed - 26/11/2015 15:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML

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By Roommate - 28/09/2016 16:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML

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NoBookNoGood 14

Sunday 3 May 2015 16:06

make sure everyone uses a different color of toothbrush.

cristy91 33

Sunday 3 May 2015 17:14

They come in every color under the rainbow, there's no reason each family member can't have an assigned color (I'm blue)

Comments

Peachtranquility 15

Monday 4 May 2015 4:46

this always seems to happen to me! it's gross!

laurarossiox 11

Monday 4 May 2015 5:40

Oh the joys of siblings! I hope you had a good laugh!

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 4 May 2015 6:51

Washing toothbrushes and even having a toothbrush sanitiser would be useful for exactly this situation.

Her_Fishy 1

Monday 4 May 2015 11:23

Same thing happened to my fiancée and I! Lol!!

Pranav175 14

Monday 4 May 2015 12:39

RIP, that toothbrush :(

Parkour_Kid123 2

Monday 4 May 2015 13:57

Ewwwwww

CaroAurelia 12

Monday 4 May 2015 15:15

My mum and I did that for two days on vacation once. "Why are you using my toothbrush?" "It's mine. I've been using it this whole time." "Well, so have I."