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By highschoolsucks - 05/10/2012 02:44 - United States

Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML

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By smeeagain - 21/10/2011 01:17 - United States

Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML

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By UltraHoe69 - 06/01/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

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By NotTalented - 16/12/2013 03:44 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML

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By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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Nice try

By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 02:00

Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML

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Soul Train

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 06:00

Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 23:19 - Canada

Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML

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By Childhood - 12/12/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML

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kearsleyz 10

Friday 5 October 2012 9:11

Shoulda Asked them to teach you how to Dougie'!

ee13lbp 4

Friday 5 October 2012 9:14

It would have been more awkward if they just stared in silence...

Comments

ambear26 14

Friday 5 October 2012 13:35

High school will never stop hurting.

Austyn57 1

Friday 5 October 2012 14:52

kids these days are horriable ull be ok

Sairagna 2

Friday 5 October 2012 15:45

Great Teacher Onizuka

prettyinpink03 11

Friday 5 October 2012 15:48

¡Oppa Gangam Style!

BananerzFresh 12

Friday 5 October 2012 16:25

No matter if you would have just stayed standing doing nothing you would have gotten talked about and laughed at. Kids these days are cruel. :/

xoxo_jackie 5

Friday 5 October 2012 16:55

First of all, what the **** is a zeek?

scooter50 12

Friday 5 October 2012 18:17

Hey as long as you had fun

ohhhsnapple 14

Friday 5 October 2012 18:29

If you can't handle brutal honesty, you probably shouldn't be a teacher. Kids naturally tear their teachers apart, lol. (As I've learned from experience.) I don't even flinch from the insults anymore.