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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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lancewell 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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fuckkkkk_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:35

holy shit that sucks

cshippee_8750 0

Friday 3 April 2009 16:38

dude that wicked sucks...sorry

kellyml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:53

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard

txnightshadow 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:58

That is even worse than my divorce. My ex sent me a email from her job. My heart goes out to you.

FYLSukkka 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:56

you fail at life dude

MizzHollywood 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 14:55

Okay your wife is stupid. Why would someone do that? It's retarded. At least tell your spouse you want a devorse before listing yourself as single. It's just plain retarded

SurVivOr_429 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:54

that is totally ****** up!!... wow... i feel so bad for you...

everyone1232 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 6:27

wat the ****???

fuckedup666 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 8:17

There are usually some telltale signs before women ask for a divorce. It would be pretty dumb of you to not have noticed your wife was this unhappy in the marriage.

meningless 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:32

damn, i feal sorry for ya man. good luck with that.

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