Health: Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

By foxyreegan - 04/02/2012 05:22 - United States

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

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By WarMachine68 - 06/06/2015 19:19 - United States - Shawnee

Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By spit saliva spit - 07/08/2019 20:00

Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2013 03:47 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of an interview; it was going great until I started coughing. That coughing led to an asthma attack, which led to nonstop gagging. I couldn't even answer his final question, "Are you okay?" FML

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Did I stutter?

By Ally - 20/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had a job interview. I have a speech impediment and as much as I tried to keep it under control, it came out during the interview. I could tell the interviewers were trying to hold in their laughter. They ended the interview after 5 agonizing minutes, saying they’ll contact me. I left in tears. FML

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By Tiffer27 - 25/01/2016 18:02 - United States

Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML

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By s13495 - 24/10/2013 15:52 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 08:01

Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML

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That escalated quickly

By lonelyharts86 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I was offered coffee and a donut. It was going well until I took a bite of the donut and started choking on it. I coughed so hard I ended up vomiting into his garbage can. FML

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EllyMo 15

Saturday 4 February 2012 12:01

Over salivating in stressful situations? You should see a doctor about... Oh.

ninjaniki 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 11:59

that's what he said

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jengers115 10

Saturday 4 February 2012 20:24

Oh...so that's what they call it.

Meofcourse445 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 22:32

have you noticed how the i agree is 2012

wtran 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 0:15

Swallow or it goes in the eye

mama2b3 20

Sunday 5 February 2012 0:34

Don't worry op I do this all the time..not in interviews though...

XxTooCoolxX 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 5:58

First world problems...

NeverDont 13

Wednesday 28 March 2012 21:28

I didn't even know that was possible...

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Did I stutter?

Self-own

That escalated quickly

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