By SLAB_GIRL15 - 01/08/2012 07:59 - Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We have had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML
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Cyrren 22

There goes YOUR family heirloom you were getting in the will!

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ellytoad 13

Nostalgia over a toilet brush, of all things... I think your mom has issues.

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Joui_fml 11

I think you just killed a precious family member.

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patacus 14

26 years worth of bacteria and germs. thanks for ruining the tradition if dysentery. dick

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DustynSexton324 2

Wow... Keeping a toilet brush for 26 years is like a marriage without sex..... Useless. Sorry OP

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perdix 29

Your family members should add a lot of fiber to their diets. Breaking brushes by trying to chisel off hard-crusted poo means you lack roughage.

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FML_14u2c 14

They just don't make toilet brushes like they used to... (The excuse they'll give you when buying a new one.)

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a563 3

"Cleaned the toilet"? "Vigorously"? I think we all know what you were REALLY doing! ;)

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Dixbfloppin 11

That's sickening. You shouldn't own a single toilet brush for that long anyway. FYL though, OP.

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