By SLAB_GIRL15 - 01/08/2012 07:59 - Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We have had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML
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Cyrren 22

There goes YOUR family heirloom you were getting in the will!

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Clamcreepy 7

A funny situation turned to a crappy situation that your mother obviously can't handle so I'm sure this is going to be 26 years of disappointment towards you now

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Heh... OP's mom couldn't *handle* it...

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tony1891 22

grandma's toilet brush that was passed down to ur family?

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TheLoneWolf87 4

Now you have to clean the toilet with your tongue!

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Eiregal2 10

Oh sweet Jesus,the image that put in my head,yuck!

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Eiregal2 10

Oh sweet Jesus,the image that put in my head,yuck!

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ImmaB3AST 7

It's sad to see such an envious toilet brush go to waste. It lived a long life. It may have experience some shitty moments, but in the end, it always got the job done. It's sad to see such an important member of the toiletry community pass away. RIP toilet brush.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I hope she doesn't make you clean it with your toothbrush. I once got a toilet brush head stuck in the toilet hole (or whatever it's called) an it took both me and my mom's strength to get it out. This FML made my day.

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m1989_fml 10

Wow, that's gross... Aren't you supposed to change toilet brushes periodically? I get a new one every few months...

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flutter4 7

Ok so it's pretty disgusting to use the same toilet brush for 26 years and it probably broke because it was 26 years old. It was way past due to be replaced.

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day624 14

Thank God you broke it.. Your past due for a new brush

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DocBastard 38

I once had a patient who got a toilet brush stuck in his rectum. He swore he was just cleaning his bathroom in the nude, slipped on the wet floor, and fell... "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc!"

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kimg0885 23

This mental image almost made me piss myself from laughing so hard! I can't even begin to imagine the things you must find stuck up people's rectums. I commend you Doc it takes a great person to do what you do and not completely lose it on a patients incompetence.

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