Intimacy: Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out.... - FML

By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

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Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

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Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

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Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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By haha247 - 14/08/2009 14:09 - United States

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Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

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By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

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Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML

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By useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

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Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

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Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

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Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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By ekaay - 16/01/2018 15:00

Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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Top comments

journeytotheend 16

Thursday 27 June 2013 8:02

Mail them to him

cuppycakeslove 20

Thursday 27 June 2013 8:03

Theres this machine that re-seals chip bags so I say you buy it, seal it, and mail it to him :)

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keverdeen 14

Thursday 27 June 2013 17:58

BURN IT

yourwifelovesme 25

Thursday 27 June 2013 19:28

Was it a jacked flavor?

Calculate900 4

Thursday 27 June 2013 19:28

Dangerously cheesy.

emiluh 8

Thursday 27 June 2013 19:31

cheese flavored condoms

mr_jack_meoff 5

Thursday 27 June 2013 19:39

You gotta know, he was probably practicing, no real girl to be found. Brings a whole new meaning to cool ranch.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 27 June 2013 20:24

If he moved out I would figure most things would go with him...even his save of sexual pleasures...

kiss98367 9

Thursday 27 June 2013 20:36

Hahahahaha that is so sick! I'm sorry but I'm laughing so hard that there are tears in my eyes! I hope you kick his butt the next time you see him. Bleck!

zsshamalama 11

Thursday 27 June 2013 21:04

Don't throw it away. it's probably his personal trophy.

canttalkk 7

Thursday 27 June 2013 21:39

Send them to him

Californialuvv 7

Thursday 27 June 2013 21:49

incognito!

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