Miscellaneous: Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having...

By hoops - 14/01/2011 20:34 - United States

Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML

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By unhappystudent - 14/12/2016 12:32 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 07:00

Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML

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By lynn - 22/06/2012 16:14 - Australia - Bongaree

Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML

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By dmsmcd - 17/12/2010 09:48 - United States

Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 011

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By Yellowsmellow - 22/09/2016 17:57 - Canada - Windsor

Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML

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You deserved it 695

Keep it down

By Help - 26/11/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

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Neighbours from hell

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Oakville

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML

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By jauregz - 25/05/2017 00:00 - Australia - Lalor

Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML

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Trashy housemates

By Anonymous - 17/01/2023 04:00 - Australia

Today, I really upset my housemates when I opened my bedroom door to find them - and their friends - doing meth. At 2 a.m. on a Monday. I didn't even say anything, but it's drama and I just want to sleep. I start back at work in 4 hours. FML

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You deserved it 115

strawberrydreams 18

Saturday 15 January 2011 2:29

OP, If I were you I would've told them to shut the **** up or move out especially since it seems that you're the only one that's working. If you are the only one that has a job anyway. Just saying.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 15 January 2011 4:31

You have no right to complain if you didn't tell them to shut the **** up. If you did tell them, you have no right to complain because you didn't threaten to kill them. If you did threaten them, you have no right to complain if you didn't go through with it because you're a spineless twit.

Comments

momo1972 3

Saturday 15 January 2011 2:52

tell them to take their party elsewhere

DakotaCat 4

Saturday 15 January 2011 3:27

IT'S FOUR IN THE ******* MORNING!! ****-a-doodle doo!

DocBastard 38

Saturday 15 January 2011 4:31

nikkibeez 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 5:35

hahaha!! I love this^

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 15 January 2011 7:01

This sounds like somewhat of an exaggeration.

sallen0046 4

Saturday 15 January 2011 9:14

Why are you living with two people that have no respect for you and your schedule, and that sit up all night being loud and giggling? You need to find a new place to live, or new roommates.

sweetonsno 1

Saturday 15 January 2011 9:59

Ask them nicely to keep it down. If that doesn't work, move or boot them out. Or pretend to be a neighbor and call the cops on them.

chicagolady 3

Sunday 16 January 2011 9:02

When they're sleeping do the same thing. And get earplugs. Or call the police and file a noise complaint.

killa_k0d3 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:28

I bet he really has shit bieng pounded out of his room

erinlee0103 13

Wednesday 21 August 2013 5:16

Ugh, bad roommates. I know how you feel. As much as I wanted to get along with my roommates, they ended up being really difficult to live with. One would smoke pot all day long inside and both of them would be loud throughout the night while I was trying to sleep... and my lease was for a year.