Neighbours from hell

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Oakville

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
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llamafish 25

Hey! I love doing that too! Me and your neighbours should have a party! At their place of course, wouldn't want to bother my neighbours.

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Grimmerie 31

You should get them back. Set off the fire alarm at three AM. By setting their door on fire. Welcome to the neighbourhood!

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datoismyname 22

Tell them to bloody shut the hell up then.

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eb0ny 15

Or, you know, just politely ask them to keep it down.

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

#1 - That would be a wonderful way to introduce yourself, I imagine.

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lonkite101 14

Teens these days.... Don't worry OP, the cops will be here soon!

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pulse18 2

Adults these days, so quick to call the cops over every minor annoyance.

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MichellinMan 20

if that was me, there wouldnt be any neighbors.

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RaggleFrock 13

Give them a break, they just moved in. I'm sure the noise will settle when they have hammered all the cockroaches to death and the place is homely enough for them.

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Jakesterk96 8

^and when all the fires get put out.

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xleanne_aLly 23

Why would they be hammering the walls?

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Sinamoi 18

83-Putting up paintings of smoke alarms.

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rallets 22

you sure its not the bedpost slamming against the wall? if you know what i mean

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Jonkbaby 22

wait did you say youre neboors get hammered, they bang and its really hot?

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ajay96 3

I smell a meth lab brewing

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ttttttyyy 0

They're just having hot and noisy sex! >:^}

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hahafylop 4

115-You better 'snuff' it out.

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janerose21 3

if u tell them to shut up they will do it more to annoy u bad times !!!

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llamafish 25

Hey! I love doing that too! Me and your neighbours should have a party! At their place of course, wouldn't want to bother my neighbours.

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jackassiddy 8

^ I just did.. Made a mess? Grab Kleenex! :D

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mgkgambino 3

Dude, that's disgusting..btw, can I borrow some Kleenex? I need to clean up too

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Grimmerie 31

You should get them back. Set off the fire alarm at three AM. By setting their door on fire. Welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Cad6 24

Or he could blast a Justin Bieber song.

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SkoomaKi 27

Justin Bieber sounds like angels singing compared to "Hot Problems" *shudders*

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auzz1_pride 9

24) banging walls, setting off fire alarms early in the morning, who's to say they don't like Justin bieber as well?

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NoisyNykkii 10

Cad, I suddenly wish that I didn't read your profile......

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Lauren324 18

OPs neighbours make it sound like they are building a meth lab or cooking it..

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tookie12345 7

Least you think they are hammering the wall if you know what i mean ;)

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_ebbonyy 11

yeah and who is OP to interrupt their sex life? ;)

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LupeTabasco 5

That would explain the smoke alarm. Hot n steamy sexy time!

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MiniNyn 5

Pound right back! Oooor be a normal person, go over the next day, and let them know the impact their inconsideration is having. If they're worth anything, they'll stop :)

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DespairFaction 11

I tried that with my upstairs neighbors and that's when I found out they have 3 kids and don't care about anyone.

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zack11742 7

They were probably just setting up their new place they probly won't do that every day

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richy90255 8

Whenever they stop doing that get them back by the same at night

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stinkystu7 0

Piss them off too. It's war

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SkoomaKi 27

They were trying to get your attention! They made the noise so you would come over and meet them. Quite clever of them actually.

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llamafish 25

You sure it's hammering? Not sex noises? Maybe things just get so heated that the fire alarm goes off. Or the lamp could catch fire.

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NoisyNykkii 10

So she can make a comment related to sex and whatnot, but I can't? THANKS GUYS

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