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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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By shitberries - 25/12/2015 16:00 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 18:00

Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML

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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By xXRowynXx - 05/09/2010 19:20 - Canada

Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML

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hpodity 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:28

Are you sure you're not a natural blonde?

trixr4kids 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:25

read the box next time.

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vivienmoore 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 13:32

what did you colour it with? crayons? stupid.

Ensanity 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:07

That's actually pretty cool! I want to dye my hair too.

FweakofCydonia 40

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:12

Next time, get a hair specialist to do for you.

veto15 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 4:40

Thats boner inducing

kitty2030 4

Sunday 10 June 2012 8:52

It's like Christmas :D

AlexBblah 10

Sunday 24 June 2012 19:06

My hairs green, Rock the new hair lol this is an old post lmao

ajh557 22

Monday 1 October 2012 16:55

People have jobs for that and next time maybe you should see a hairdresser instead of ruining your hair... And the economy

soFREAKED 13

Monday 22 July 2013 19:49

need a picture of that o.o

ShadowFlame275 18

Monday 30 September 2013 13:18

YDI, should've just gone to a professional.

lmendoza28 3

Thursday 31 October 2013 8:02

You deserved it! So does everyone else who thinks coloring hair is easy! Because it isn't!!!!

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