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By periods - 18/12/2015 16:37 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I complained about period cramps. My boyfriend said periods can't be that bad since "girls must orgasm every time they put a tampon in." FML
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XxNekoLovexX 26

I think your boyfriend needs to go back to health class and ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION

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invadermaythe1st 35

Maybe you should be silent next time you two have sex, so he knows what really happens ;)

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PuppiesKisses 15

Sounds like you have a grade A idiot on your hands; great daddy material.

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echarlotte 19

If orgasms were as easy as that I would be a happy girl and the ******** wouldn't need to exist

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Tripartita 44

Actually, the ******** extends beyond the external glans into wishbone shaped crura and the corpus cavernousum, which encompasses the ******. So it perceives sensation when objects are inserted. I'm not saying that penetration is always pleasurable for every woman, but when it is, internal clitoral structures are still necessary. Even sex educators tend to limit descriptions of the ******** to the external protrusion, and thanks to general social stigma, the first 3D sonographic model of the organ was created in two-thousand-*******-nine. The more you know!

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Nirah_fml 18

Oh my God, I feel so bad for and what this implies about your sex life :(

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bellydancer82 15

Oh yeah, sure. Shoving a stick of plastic or cardboard up there in order to stop blood from leaking through our clothing REALLY gets us going -_-

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pjsr 32

Maybe a boot up his ass is in order, along with saying, 'That couldn't have hurt too bad. Didn't it give you an ******?'

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Mathalamus 24

Not possible unless you are really sensitive.

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thetoadstool 16

As someone pretty sensitive: It's like being poked in there with a stick, they hurt like hell. I doubt anyone can ****** from tampons, they're just not pleasurable at all.

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R_Horsefeet 23

Help! OP's boyfriend found out our biggest secret!

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spudking 19

Sex ed classes have a lot to answer for...this isn't even the first person I've heard of that thinks like this.

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dblogic 19

#20 I agree! It really should be called something like "reproductive education" rather than sex ed...you learn nothing about what's really involved in pleasing yourself & your partner. Sigh.

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cupcakebruh 21

#39, its not even about that... I mean, yea, you learn a little about reproduction, but most of it is just "don't have sex or you WILL get this terrible disease and die.."

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