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By anona - 08/07/2014 16:29 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added several photos as evidence. I only realised later that the photos I attached were nudes. FML

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By nudie - 19/07/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2017 15:00

Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 16:00

Today, a guy tried to take a picture up my skirt, so I loudly confronted him. Just as loudly, he called me a liar because who’d want an "up-skirt of a whale" like me. No one else on the train tried to help me, and I could tell from their dirty looks they agreed with the pervert 100%. FML

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By Jumanji - 12/12/2008 06:05 - France

Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML

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By missprude666 - 19/01/2012 08:32 - Australia

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

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By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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By Maddy - 16/03/2022 10:00

Today, I went to check why my eyelash lady never replied to my message from two days ago, asking about an appointment, only to see that I apparently accidentally sent her 15 picture messages of nudes I took for my fiancé. No wonder she didn’t reply. FML

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Photography nerd

By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 23:44 - United States - Boston

Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML

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sh07 28

Tuesday 8 July 2014 22:32

Dumbass

Sheldon76 16

Tuesday 8 July 2014 22:31

Well at least they will probably contact you back as soon as possible?

Comments

thenamesjan 13

Thursday 31 July 2014 0:31

Were the nudes good though?

claudia19801811 14

Thursday 31 July 2014 13:51

Stupidity. Why do you even have nudes? I know people do but it's just disgusting

TheFallen018 4

Friday 1 August 2014 1:52

"Not enough evidence. Please attach more photos for proof."

famoose 7

Thursday 7 August 2014 7:52

What the fu-

FMLGUY254 1

Friday 8 August 2014 3:56

Some people on FML are just very ignorant.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 26 December 2014 20:28

Always double check.

brookowa 8

Wednesday 3 June 2015 23:29

You're gross and stupid

idefka 34

Thursday 20 April 2017 17:15

How do you make that mistake?

shannon2348 14

Saturday 4 January 2020 15:06

Oh please. Did you not look at the photos? ydi

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