Love: Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering...

By DrakeScott - 02/11/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

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You deserved it 5 851

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By Rajin - 23/03/2009 20:38 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML

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By Anon - 13/06/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost a year. No one has ever contacted me out of the 134 people I've been "scientifically" matched with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 547

You deserved it 7 314

By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 400

You deserved it 17 642

By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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You deserved it 5 454

Tinder Surprise

By betrayed - 19/07/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 110 726

You deserved it 6 480

Women be smiling

By Anonymous - 30/04/2023 03:00

Today, it's not enough that men IRL tell me to smile, now the dating apps have OK'd this and decided it's fine to send me email with a stock phrase saying, "[Match's name] wants to see you smile back!" Online dating is the bane of my existence but also my best bet for not being single forever. Curse you, eHarmony. FML

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You deserved it 298

Dating apps are hopeless

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 04:00 - Norway

Today, after seeing that my Tinder profile has been stagnant for a VERY long time, I became desperate enough to purchase a 100x boost. The result? One of the girls unmatched me. Not that it matters. All my matches have yet to answer back. FML

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You deserved it 287

By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 19:45 - United States

Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML

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You deserved it 5 392

Lonely, so lonely

By Anonymous - 01/12/2020 05:02

Today, after a nice Thanksgiving with my parents, and the usual question about when I'll bring a woman with me to meet them, I absentmindedly launched the usual dating app. I swiped completely dry with no matches, reminding myself that my entire city doesn't have one person interested in dating me. FML

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You deserved it 1 098

By Jakub89 - 05/06/2011 20:31 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 162

You deserved it 7 587

DoctorWhooves 6

Wednesday 2 November 2011 23:53

... try the Solar System?

slsrox1298 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 23:54

lol thats better than the girl who was paired with her brother lol

Comments

Random_ChickXD 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:19

You're not strange... Your unique with a splash of what the F***!

ishtarfire1 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:31

ur life just suck for filling that out

shutterbug_brit 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:36

They matched my mom up with my dad and no one else (15 years after their divorce) clearly that worked out well!

Salkadi 9

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:37

Maybe you're actually gay? eHarmony doesn't mess with that

zinnath 9

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:44

you should really expand your search when it comes to love, you should look for guys as well since you can probably relate to them better then a girl

ridens50 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:59

To be honest. Im callin BS on this story

2O12 6

Thursday 3 November 2011 6:16

Meaning the people in the world who use a stupid dating site. Try meeting people in real life.

underguarded 20

Thursday 3 November 2011 6:18

Your too awesome for their database to handle.

mdtdnb 7

Thursday 3 November 2011 6:30

My thoughts exactly...

romese 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 6:21

Those dating websites arent safe. Eharmony by itself lost a little over $500,000 last year (2010) alone by fraud. NEVER trust strangers, especially over the internet.