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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By sleepingbeauty - 24/04/2016 08:45 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML

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Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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Wrong way round

By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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You deserved it 252

By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 5 583

By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

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You deserved it 7 351

By tj - 26/08/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML

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You deserved it 9 094

By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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You deserved it 2 582

By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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You deserved it 123

thomasrasmussen7 20

Friday 12 December 2014 18:42

Maybe next time you should see who it's from rather than jumping to conclusions.

qdawg06 23

Friday 12 December 2014 18:44

You sound like THAT girlfriend... F your boyfriend's life.

Comments

pharm121 21

Friday 12 December 2014 19:43

Do you not know your own number

ThePols 11

Friday 12 December 2014 19:51

"WHO'S CHRISTINA YOU ******* PIG!?" "Uhmm. You are. You psycho."

sorahearts_fml 10

Friday 12 December 2014 19:56

Wow that's hella embarrassing. ???

Fas4wd 13

Friday 12 December 2014 20:00

Dumb

singafairytale 11

Friday 12 December 2014 20:06

Pretty sure I'd be gone pretty fast if I was dating someone psycho enough to start an argument without having fully known what they were arguing.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 12 December 2014 20:10

You don't your own number? Seriously?

russfml 31

Friday 12 December 2014 20:32

Holy shit you're crazy

RhineBl 17

Friday 12 December 2014 20:37

Dumb ass. Simple as that

burnthistown 20

Friday 12 December 2014 20:48

This has got to be one of the most psychotic things I've ever heard of a girlfriend doing. YDI

gingypuff 1

Friday 12 December 2014 20:55

Straight up bitch. Get dumped.

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