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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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By Broken - 03/08/2010 12:11 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

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Classic mistake

By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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By Unreality - 26/01/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 11:01

Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML

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Reverse Uno

By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 20:01

Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML

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By meowymomma - 25/06/2016 19:21 - United States

Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML

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Betrayal

By Anonymous - 12/07/2021 08:01

Today, I found out my fiancé has been sexting my friend for about a month. I've already paid for our wedding, which was supposed to be next week. FML

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nananna915 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:58

Dump him, dump him immediately

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:02

Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.

Comments

gummibehrs 4

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:04

Ummm I don't understand why he would just spill his guts because you said you knew his little secret. I don't believe this FML.

btdt100t 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 6:12

#63- karma's a bitch. if you are habitually the "other woman" eventually it will come back around to you when you truly care about someone. some men cheat regardless of how well their partners treat them; its a matter of their own insecurities and need to pump themselves up at any chance they get.

scott_m319 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:56

I hate to call shenanigans here, but does anyone find this too good to be true? Think about it: One person calls out their companion on some unrelated subject, only to score an accidental confession of infidelity. A classic "caught cheating" mishap. I'm not saying it's definitely fake. It's just possible.

Moldy_Stone 6

Monday 18 June 2012 0:39

I love to call shenanigans. SHENANIGANS! awesome word

HyperExecuter 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 3:44

thta sucks

Unnamedsoul 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 15:24

that's what you get for not being specific

88sforlife 0

Monday 2 May 2011 22:54

I wonder why secretary starts with the word secret ...

bbiiaattcchh13 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 10:08

What an asshole Hahahaha... Just dump his ass

newmandotcom 6

Wednesday 23 November 2011 4:34

You are a bitch. Why can't you accept him and his weight for who he is? Why are you making him go on a diet? Are you ashamed to let people know he's your husband?