Love: Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little...

By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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By Broken - 03/08/2010 12:11 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

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By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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By Unreality - 26/01/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 11:01

Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML

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Reverse Uno

By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 20:01

Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML

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By meowymomma - 25/06/2016 19:21 - United States

Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML

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Betrayal

By Anonymous - 12/07/2021 08:01

Today, I found out my fiancé has been sexting my friend for about a month. I've already paid for our wedding, which was supposed to be next week. FML

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nananna915 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:58

Dump him, dump him immediately

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:02

Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.

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neonoodle 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:03

eh, anyone who spills all the beans when someone says "I know your dirty little secret" is a dumbass. He probably wanted to get caught. If my girlfriend ever asked me that, no matter if I was cheating or not, my response would be "What secret?" not "Oh man! You got me! How could I ever think of getting anything passed you?!"

gummibehrs 4

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:06

Hahaha I agree 100%

Itstopsecret 0

Friday 19 March 2010 21:04

Well,I guess he was being torn apart by guilt.And thats's not an easy thing to live with.So when she told him she "knew"he took it as a chance to get the guilt off his shoulders,and used it.He didn't even think he might have other secrets (or maybe he didn't)

2shady 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:19

serves you for trying to trap him by saying that

isantorin 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:34

#20 I have to agree.

oval_office 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 11:31

He stayed with you after you forced him into a "wedding diet". YDI.

Hunter329 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:53

Dick... You should dump his cheatin' ass...

ilikefish 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:55

This guy is a loser. Not because he was cheating, but because he cracked so easily. When someone says "I know your secret", you say "what secret?".

shroomis 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 15:14

not to be mean but you seem like a bitch...i might cheat on you just becasues of your attitude...just saying... and to the people who think a lot of men would go on a diet... we only do if he have to because of health issues or were gay so OP YDI

braveasanoun 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 19:41

156: The level of mind-numbing stupidity and bigotry in your post astounds me. So only women should worry about looking good and men can be as fat as they want? That's not chauvinistic at all!

dancing_bear 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 19:58

#94, I agree. Just because she talked to him about the diet doesn't mean it was her idea. It sounds to me like the "little secret" comment was meant to be a joke... but he took it seriously. Anyway, at least you found out before you married the guy.

woodsman707 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:24

Wow, some of you people are harsh. OP, you found out at the best possible time that your fiance is a douche. He just saved you years of pain. be thankful, and move on.