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By GopherJR - 19/01/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

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By mylovelifeisanepicfail - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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By anon - 01/10/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2014 18:47 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML

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By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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By justanidiot - 20/09/2020 22:01 - United States - Macon

Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 18:09 - United States - Lakeland

Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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By Rajin - 23/03/2009 20:38 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML

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By CreepedOut - 29/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:26

No he lives in Alaska.

la6437 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 17:30

Maybe it's karma for your horrible use of commas.

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ydi_4_suking 20

Thursday 23 December 2010 17:31

Hey the fury. I live in the middle of the desert. And I still met someone

CookiexJar 17

Friday 15 July 2011 1:21

Wow, you are complaining about spending 20 minutes..? Go outside and meet someone.

livlifelaugh7 4

Sunday 21 August 2011 4:08

u could actually find a girlfriend in real life

Tise 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:42

Lol mayb yall ment 2 b

la6437 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 17:30

Maybe it's karma for your horrible use of commas.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 18 January 2014 6:56

Try a different site?

Awkward_is_me 1

Thursday 17 April 2014 3:36

What does Canada have to do with anything he said....

shujaswati 20

Thursday 10 July 2014 16:14

Sounds like Ted Mosby and Robin scenario all over again....

sydstoomuch 19

Tuesday 11 November 2014 11:59

Destiny!

733yoda_fml 19

Friday 26 December 2014 9:35

Move to a big city? There you can find a girl and be away from your ex.

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