By Poly24 - 27/08/2013 10:32 - France - La Courneuve

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Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML
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DocBastard 38

I always thought Barbie was a ***** who would sleep her way to the top. Now I have definitive proof.

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mikailanicole98 11

And this is why Barbie has been had soooo many different careers ;) haha

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victrin 12

Ugh poor girl probably picked it up somewhere

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chocolatefrog28 29

Well, I suppose it's better to learn how the world works early, rather than never at all.

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stlstretch2 11

Just gotta blame society here. It's not her fault this world is so sick and twisted.

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awkward_gothlady 32

She probably heard someone talking about it and thought it sounded interesting. But I bet at her age she thinks sleeping together just means sleeping in the same bed.

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perdix 29

That's so sad! She's only six and she already knows about groveling for money!

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knotcool 15

I think it's very possible she came up with this on her own. When I was 6, I already had a crush on a few girls in my class, and I knew they did on me. I also had a special place in my heart for my female action figures/toys. Humans are wired to be sexual, it's like breathing, eating, and drinking, were born knowing it for the most part, and we eventually figure out the rest.

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DeeLaShee 13

Okay sure, you have innate sexual urges as even a child, however you do not know the dynamics of using sex as a tool.No way she pulled this from her own mind.some influence from her surroundings were definitely involved

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Ziggy122 15

Well, she probably thinks sleeping together is literally SLEEPING together.

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King_paradox 22

Well on the bright side she understands office politics and will go far.. Starting with her teachers and eventually to her bosses congratulate her.. For being so smart

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GenaALazer 22

The interview couch, or do I know to much?

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esines 9

Obviously you don't know TOO much. Btw it's, "The Casting Couch"

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