Transportation: Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I...

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By volvo_owner - 10/02/2021 02:01 - Germany - Harsefeld

Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML

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By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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By Perplexed - 19/01/2013 13:14 - United States - Sioux Falls

Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2021 08:02

Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

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By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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Did you smash?

By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Lewiston

Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML

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iheartglasses 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 12:12

Yes because breaking your own window definitely beats calling a locksmith or the police to jimmy the lock... I haven't used the word fucktard in years but you, OP, are the very definition...

robc32ca 4

Wednesday 15 December 2010 12:00

wow what's wrong with you?

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TempestM 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 14:44

so instead of no calling the police/ car dealer/ locksmith to open the door u would break ur own window which would cost more... how do u not notice the number plate man....

pennies_lane 6

Wednesday 15 December 2010 15:19

I am amazed at how ******* stupid some people really can be!

agm2010 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 15:28

lol ... "uhh... I can explain?"

ellaxd 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 15:52

what a retard what did you think the key magically stopped working?

nistar_fml 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 15:57

How dare u be

mad_hatter0666 22

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:03

I don't even know what to say. I feel like you maybe genuinely thought that was your car. but I feel bad for the owner.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:33

You should have re-exited the car and commenced smashing the rest of it with a crowbar while yelling "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS!" He'd either A) think you were psychotic and run, allowing you a possibly clean getaway, or B) appreciated the re-enactment of a great scene from movie history. Either way you win, and you got to smash some guy's car (double win).