Miscellaneous: Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told...

By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

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You deserved it 14 070

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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You deserved it 2 464

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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You deserved it 9 725

Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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You deserved it 707

By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 092

You deserved it 2 017

By kp. - 03/09/2015 16:30 - United States

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

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You deserved it 3 922

Don't go

By Paulshaun1 - 06/10/2016 13:38 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML

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You deserved it 694

Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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You deserved it 67 735

By cul8erqtpie20 - 03/01/2012 16:35 - United States

Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 729

Why mother, why?

By Gee, thanks mom - 15/02/2022 14:00

Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML

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You deserved it 92

Drugs are bad

By KookieLove666 - 10/08/2022 06:00

Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML

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You deserved it 112

perdix 29

Friday 16 December 2011 9:30

Yes, like letting her adult children live at home rent-free while they hassle her about her fun habits.

Keyman1212 14

Friday 16 December 2011 10:21

While it is true that you aren't addicted to the actual chemical THC in marijuana, you can become "addicted" to the effects it creates. Here's a really crappy example: you don't become addicted to being held at gunpoint by muggers, but you can get addicted to the adrenaline rush, so to get your fix, you'll walk around seedy parts of town with money hanging out your ass to get that rush again.

Comments

shidoki 0

Friday 16 December 2011 20:39

lol y u so ignorant

deziboy15 0

Friday 16 December 2011 20:42

shoulda quit bein a lil bitch n jus rolld up a phatty wit to mama.

sydneyfey 0

Friday 16 December 2011 20:56

Actually you drew the line ...:::puff puff:::... Time for you move out anyways ...::: puff puff:::... it was your own fault. ...::: hack cough:::...

bkwopper 0

Friday 16 December 2011 20:56

Weed is non addictive, non habit forming and does NOT kill brain cells. This kid needs a swift kick in the ass as there is no harm in this so called "drug". Question #1 When have you heard about a guy smoking to much pot and going home and beating his wife and or kids ... The answer NEVER! Question # 2 how many deaths have been have been the direct result of cannabis use.... The answer is ZERO you can't find one!! Ever!! **** all you haters!

Ren_Baby 0

Friday 16 December 2011 21:01

HAhaha. You ever notice why they don't have Intervention for potheads? It's because weed is a beneficial healer plant. uThat happeneds to make you feel amazing. I hope your old enough to take care of yourself. Maybe you should just grow up.