By kemando - 06/10/2011 10:20 - Canada

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
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kemando 22

Damn straight. His name's rascal.

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cradle6 13

Parrots do that all the time. They want attention, or something. Just teach it some heavy metal covers of ABBA songs.

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brownmegan 0

That is awesome!!

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penman 4

Parrot joke: A guy drops into a pet store looking for a parrot. After inquiring, the shop keep tells him,"I only have 1left & he was a 'display' in a whorehouse waiting room for several years, he has a very nasty attitude & swears like a drunken sailor so he's only 1/2 price.' The man ponders it a minute & decides he can live with some attitude & swearing. takes the bird home & gets a full dose of both. After 30minutes of the bird rage he takes the bird from it's cage & puts it in the freezer to try & calm it down. it's in there for a minute raging even harder...then, absolute silence. A minute later he opens the freezer door & the bird says. "I would like to sincerely apologize for my previous outbursts and anything I may have said to offend you. I hope this does not damage our future relationship. Also if I may be so bold as to ask what EXACTLY the chicken did?"

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maui3 0

Funny!! I have 4 parrots and when I replace food and give fresh water all 4 take a bath and throw food. Now I bring a mop and broom with with me on my last trip to the cages with food and water. I'll show them!

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ssoccerchick97 16

Only a clawful? Not that bad. Grow a pair.

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loveanthony645 5

Is it really so hard to sweep it up that it's an FML?

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