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By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 01:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'd stayed up all night to finish a detailed report. By the time I'd printed it I was late for work so I jumped in my car. Driving down the street, I saw my papers fly off the roof of my car. It was raining out. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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Friday 12 October 2012 9:02

If it was raining, why would you put the papers on the roof of your car?

BeRealB 4

Friday 12 October 2012 9:01

Time to find the reset button on your day

Comments

Axipiter 24

Friday 12 October 2012 13:20

This is why the roof of your car was NOT meant to be a shelf. I know it's pretty much commonly accepted to use it as such, but there are these things called "bags". You can put them on your arms, and still have use of your hands while carrying things. If you're the forgetful type, I'd recommend them.

The_F3rris 11

Friday 12 October 2012 13:32

Nothing good comes from placing items on your car as apposed to in your car.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Friday 12 October 2012 14:03

it probably would have been best to just set the papers in the passenger seat next to you.

SWhimsynBubbaS 14

Friday 12 October 2012 14:40

Need a moment? Perfect twix commercial but since it's not, sorry for what happened i hope it ended good

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Friday 12 October 2012 15:26

When in doubt, e-mail important documents to yourself and/or store them online.

NicoleAshley10 0

Friday 12 October 2012 15:47

All that hard work gone to waste.

MrFuckingFrazier 3

Friday 12 October 2012 16:04

You should invest in a jump drive. Just incase anything like this ever happens you'll have something to at least save you the time from going all the way home and printing it off again.