Love: Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her...

By noname - 22/12/2008 11:54 - France

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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By good citizen - 27/11/2011 08:58 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML

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By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

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Like spinning plates

By Neill - 15/08/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me once again after getting back together for two weeks. Just two weeks earlier, I was seeing a girl. I'd ended things with her to mend things with my ex. I hit the girl up on Facebook to ask her out. She now has a boyfriend. FML

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By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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By isuckatlyfe - 20/09/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was excited to see my ex-girlfriend. We had broken up while I was in Iraq and I wanted to try to get her back. I spent my first day back looking for a place to live while her and her new boyfriend got it on as I slept. I had chosen that apartment for us and paid for that bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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You ass!

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 14:00

Today, my jerk of an ex messaged to apologize for dumping me two weeks ago. I took the high road and was overtly polite and friendly, hoping to end things civil. Our conversation ended when he casually mentioned he is moving in with his new girlfriend. FML

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blah_blah_shity 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 5:38

well thats what you get for dumping her instead of talking it out

aguar88 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:08

If you wanted her to try to talk it out, maybe you shouldn't have broken up with her to begin with.

Comments

munchly 17

Monday 29 March 2010 8:26

I call fake, how would it be her mistake if HE broke up with HER?

ballinbri123 0

Friday 6 August 2010 0:15

yu dump her n yu hope she realizes HER mistake??! get a life idiot

Madstar744 0

Monday 25 April 2011 15:23

"HER" mistake?!

that_nerdy_sock 3

Sunday 2 October 2011 0:04

Well I guess it's good to move on. In this case, she did so very quickly. I doubt she loves him. She probably didn't have time to get to Know him.

Iellwen 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:44

I'd take a wild guess here and say that her mistake was, maybe, to cheat on him, hence the part where he broke up with her?

LilMissNYC 5

Saturday 29 October 2011 4:12

You broke up with her and you're hoping she realizes her mistake?? Wtf?? U totally deserved it dumbass.

natsaysheyyy 16

Wednesday 6 June 2012 19:18

Her mistake? You said you broke up with her...

im_emile 4

Saturday 16 June 2012 8:13

I may not be right, but I'm guessing since he said he dumped her and that she realize her mistake, I'm guessing she cheated or some other mistake and he broke up with her but still loves her...?