By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML
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moleSG 6

YDI. If you can't control your cravings that badly, then you need to throw it away and KEEP it away.

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shaBAMalex 0

Sorry, that is disgusting. I've never heard of anyone who has such a lack of self control.

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eean 0

Manga-style was the perfect way to express this FML. Its such an over-the-top thing to do, it sounds like something a manga character would do.

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JENNAGOLDYFISH 0

Awesome drawing skillz! I totally would have done this too! I have a giant sweet tooth!

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freakazoid1001 0

Am i the only one who thinks maybe this FML isnt true? Plus, dont guess its a woman, it tells you it right under the FML along with her nationality. Third, not excusing the whole lets jump into a dumpster thang but there are numerous "fat" diseases including the need for high sugar intake to keep your body functioning, whilst, unfortunately, making you overweight. LOL at all these real hating comments, like this person cares about any of our opinions really or what we think of them. We're all just sad for indulging in our own self importance And before any of you come back with "well youre doing it too loser!" i said WE'RE so that includes me This cartoon is witty!

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freakazoid1001 0

Am i the only one who thinks maybe this FML isnt true? Plus, dont guess its a woman, it tells you it right under the FML along with her nationality. Third, not excusing the whole lets jump into a dumpster thang but there are numerous "fat" diseases including the need for high sugar intake to keep your body functioning, whilst, unfortunately, making you overweight. LOL at all these real hating comments, like this person cares about any of our opinions really or what we think of them. We're all just sad for indulging in our own self importance And before any of you come back with "well youre doing it too loser!" i said WE'RE so that includes me This cartoon is witty!

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Eat_Veggies 0

dude that's sick. why don't you just not buy it in the first place?

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Srain 0

The illustration is adorable! *hi-five* for trying (and failing XD) to lose weight and be healthier. I'm not exactly "fat" but I'm hardly skinny either. I'm 170cm tall and 66kg and desperately trying to lose some of it. To 218: I don't think the OP would've had enough willpower to stop herself from buying, either. But saying this, it should help. Cutting down on junk food might be good for you wallet too. :D Anyway, keep trying kiddo. Let's hope we both get there. Eating ice-cream out of the trash is pretty sad, yet still understandable.

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Phantox 0

You took it out of the trash and ate it?? Wow that must have been nasty!

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Light_Ty 0

Wow...a ton of these comments are just BRUTAL! It's as if they completely forget themselves and just sputter any severe insult at the OP that comes to mind from their computer screen. Are you all really Sir Perfect? Have you never done anything stupid in your life? Seriously, this is just a silly FML that just needs some more motivation to avoid XP I really liked the drawing too, hehe. I'd rescue the ice cream too!

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