By tdudey123 - 11/09/2012 23:07 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML
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tdudey123 14

I'm just gonna comment for the badge :P And yes, she was moving around, due to the bus rattling around (I hope).

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dmblonde 13

Maybe you needed to be more specific about the seat you were offering her.

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childishfears 12

That's probably the most excitement she's had In a while..

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gman90210 18

Well when are you people going to understand that just be because they are seniors it doesn't mean they don't like to have sex. Just like you teenagers and 60+ and everyone in between. No difference.

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Dilwann 27

Doesn't mean they go around having sex with just about anybody. Not like that's the subject, even. So how did you go from sitting on his lap on a bus to having sex?

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chevynova1743 4

don't let her break you off son! handle that!

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