By tdudey123 - 11/09/2012 23:07 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML
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tdudey123 14

I'm just gonna comment for the badge :P And yes, she was moving around, due to the bus rattling around (I hope).

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dmblonde 13

Maybe you needed to be more specific about the seat you were offering her.

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AllThingsBright_ 11

Am I the only one thinking that getting up for the elderly should be an act done out of habit and common sense and not just because you want to be a "gentleman"?

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tdudey123 14

I'm just gonna comment for the badge :P And yes, she was moving around, due to the bus rattling around (I hope).

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RubySlippers84 11

you should have asked her for $10 bucks when she got up ! :)

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DalPozzo13 10

So you're the guy she was telling me about

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marramrammar 2

Just as long as you did not spring a woody all is good! Guess you made her day, flashback from her pole days.

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GetTheFuckOut 7

What the **** is wrong with people these days? "Oh, don't mind me, stranger. I'ma just sit right here on your lap." ******* Christ.

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notepie 6

Should have gotten up sooner

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PhishloverA 14

Yeah #1 like old men having sex with and marrying 30 year olds

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