By tdudey123 - 11/09/2012 23:07 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML
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tdudey123 14

I'm just gonna comment for the badge :P And yes, she was moving around, due to the bus rattling around (I hope).

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dmblonde 13

Maybe you needed to be more specific about the seat you were offering her.

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chtychtybngbng 11

Awww, not only poor you but that poor old lady! She obviously isn't all there anymore. You shouldn't be too upset with her, I'm sure she didn't realize what she was doing was inappropriate. You certainly are a gentleman though for planning to give up your seat for her, and I applaud you for that. Our world needs more people that care as much as you do for others.

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Metallica36176 16

Hey! There are boys out there that would kill to be in your position thats never been close to a girl. Be thankful. And you did a good deed! Grandma hasn't had love in years and needed a strapping young lad to be polite enough to let her get a nice ride. Either that or those nasty bus seats hurt her butt and legs and she needed more cushion.

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Taylor3916 1

You can now knock that off your bucket list.

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ladyrusso55 4

That blows, I would have gotten pissed as all hell.

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gallopinghorses 3

Well... First time for everything I guess..

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coolbrony12 3

Tell her to **** off. No pun intended.

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benmec 18

Wow. At least she didn't pee on you. Or did she?

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lilims123 7

I bet she's laughing with her friends about this. She probably finished it with, "You should have seen his face!"

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