By BestBF - 23/04/2013 23:22 - United States - Omaha

Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
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flockz 19

my right hand never cares how romantic i am.

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Jonny_Blaze0017 26

seems as if she was fishing for an excuses to break up

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kyu_Q 19

Yeah you did tell her they were from you right? Either way you should count yourself lucky OP. She will be waiting for more flowers and chocolates from the 'stranger'

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young_weezy_fml 3

who does that, then acts like they weren't trying to see if she was lying

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TheNewGuy03 28

Easy fix. Tell her it was you who left the flowers and chocolates. If she doesn't believe you even after the explanation, then you probably need to move on.

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sabrinaacrow 26

Tell her it was you who sent the flowers..?

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ladylilly25 20

Tell her? But really, it seems like she was probably looking for a reason to dump you. Move on and find someone who appreciates your gestures!

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Wizardo 33

Show her the receipt, prove it was you and get the best damn make up scoodily-poopin' ever :D

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RedPillSucks 31

? I can only think that this is some weird scat ****

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Wizardo 33

If you have watched the VlogBrothers you would know, but its basically sex, -_-

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karlcolt45 19

shoulda had your super romantic alter ego tone it down

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karlcolt45 19

if your username was more apt, maybe you wouldn't have lost her so easily

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implastikz 7

now is the time to go out and have bromance with your friends!

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GrinchFu1 27

Keep playin the game, brother. Send more flowers, more chocolates, romantic cards for no reason. Download the kik messenger app (or something like it) and set up a profile with vague information about yourself and no picture. In one of the cards you send her write down your kik messenger user name and ask her to message you, her secret admirer. When she does, woo her like you did when you first met. If you can convince her to set up a meeting, do it. She'll be quite surprised to find out it really was you the whole time. Just be careful not to let it go in for too long. Have some fun with this. If she really cared about you she may find this extremely sweet and romantic. Or she'll think you're a creep. Should be a good time for you either way! Lol

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EvilUndead 9

She'll think you're a creep and will get the police involved. That's the most likely scenario.

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icemand90 17

what's the charge? excessive romance and mystery?

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GrinchFu1 27

If she's a willing participant in the game then it's not a crime. He'd be acting as the secret admirer and unless she asked him to stop contacting her or sending her gift, perusing her is well within his rights :-)

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VeganVampyre 26

46- she dumped her boyfriend for this "anonymous" so obviously the gifts are not unwanted. And, as Grinch said, as long as she continues to like the idea of her secret admirer and play along it's not stalking, and she shouldn't need or want to call the cops.

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GrinchFu1 27

Holy crap! 53, you look so much like an ex of mine it's scary. Please don't take that as an insult... She was a repugnant hooker, but that was because she was pure evil on the inside :-)

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EvilUndead 9

53, In the end that's matter of taste. If I'm giving a gift I want to see person's reaction. I think that meeting in person would be a better idea - because while you're playing a "secret admirer" somebody else might start sleeping with your "object of admiration". I think that's not a healthy "relationship".

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