Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since...

By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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Dashiell 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:16

From now on, ask him to give you foot massages all the time, see how he reacts.

xkaitlinwhitex 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:27

that's nothing, my dad is addicted to **** and has a horrible habit of making it really obvious. i caught my dad watching **** when i was like 8 (he was looking at it in the kitchen while i was eating and watching tv. WTF?) and recently i found out that he has a fetish for bald women (again, WTF?????????????)

Comments

carter72 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:34

This would be an FML if your father always gave you foot massages. Seeing as you didn't mention that, i doubt he does, so YDI for being on his account. What is so weird about a guy watching **** and having a fetish?

L0veh8te 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:44

Whats wrong with ****?

cactus_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 18:28

THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. How were you going to check your email on his email account? Me thinks someone was snooping. And who cares if he likes ****? Millions of people watch it every day. Be grateful that it's feet and not kids.

manoverboard 0

Friday 31 July 2009 18:41

No, his computer account. Not his email.

odai123 0

Friday 31 July 2009 18:49

So he looks at ****, you obviously aren't familiar with male behavior. And about the fetish, so what? It doesn't hurt anybody. I'm going to say YDI for either snooping or just being too lazy to use your own damn account.