Kids: Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty...

By ldbella - 27/02/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty coloring book. It took me 30 minutes to find 6 words in a kids coloring book for ages 1 and up. FML

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By Username - 03/06/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML

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By Ed - 05/12/2010 13:53 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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By Michael - 04/01/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML

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mycookiezz 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:11

Either your not so smart, or Hello Kitty has stepped her crossword game up. haha

randomchickkk 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:04

well there's a reason it's for kids

Comments

silentReaper 4

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:04

fail... T.T

dyates27 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:04

/agree

pimplayer 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:51

pfft Americans 

john7h567hgrd 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 21:12

... really... are you really gonna say that #67?...

Edokun 0

Monday 28 February 2011 0:14

OP is over the age of one so 'tWas not such a fail afterall

herpderpherpderp 13

Thursday 1 November 2012 6:55

word search- H E L L O K I T T Y H A P P Y M E O W A B C D E R I B B O N S W E E T

randomchickkk 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:04

well there's a reason it's for kids

Michyxo 14

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:04

Haha. Was your daughter able to find them quickly?

Shawnee_dear 10

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:08

And how old is she? Because if she's one and can find the words in ten minutes, I think you're screwed.(x but kudos for trying.

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:41

That's like evolution or some shit.

Shawnee_dear 10

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:47

Soon, the fetus will be frowned upon if it does not have a college degree.(x "You were born without going to Yale!?" Ha ha ha.

james_aka_frosty 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 18:34

how could one year olds do it anyway. as far as I can remember one year olds can't use a toilet let alone read

Doortje 29

Sunday 27 February 2011 18:51

Yeah, NORMAL one year olds can't. But they were talking about the extremely intelligent kind, those lucky enough to get into Uterus University.

KingDingALing 9

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:36

Oh, so then your birth certificate really isn't a certificate for your birth, it's a certificate for graduating Uterus University! It makes so much sense now!

OCDC 9

Sunday 27 February 2011 21:24

Doortje - They don't need to be smart, just faster than their "siblings"...

conan13_fml 0

Monday 28 February 2011 3:24

the book was probably also fir coloring. one year child can "color"

x3herox3 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:11

LOL. I find everything for kids harder.

mycookiezz 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:11

Either your not so smart, or Hello Kitty has stepped her crossword game up. haha

BlueEyed1019 12

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:13

lol Ikr

TheNinjaCat 10

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:11

"stupid is as stupid does" springs to mind :P no offence intended <3

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 27 February 2011 17:56

No offense, you're just stupid. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 27 February 2011 17:59

xoxox ;)

TheNinjaCat 10

Sunday 27 February 2011 17:59

it's a movie quote. Forrest Gump. k? and I know I'm not smart, no need to rub it in.

loshysucks 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 18:04

omg you look like that bitch at my school, bur she's way hotter, no offense tho.

TheNinjaCat 10

Sunday 27 February 2011 18:36

gee thanks "/ I know I'm not good looking, but to hear it from some one as good looking as you? bonus.

anorexicbarbie 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 18:46

Ignore the assholes, 52. You look fine to me.

TheNinjaCat 10

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:21

thanks alot, AnorexicBarbie x

john7h567hgrd 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 21:17

Ninja you are beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise, you just need more self confidence ;)

aldog24 0

Monday 28 February 2011 1:06

your cigarette is.... cool?

TheNinjaCat 10

Tuesday 1 March 2011 22:41

why, thank you :3 feels good to hear that x

machiko_fml 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:12

Someone needs to go back to Pre-K.

Niki0308 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:14

someone needs 2 go back 2 preschool

OCDC 9

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:17

You? Maybe they'll teach you how to spell.

whitewoods 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:20

She just learned her numbers from 0-10, she only wants to show off her new knowledge.

TheNinjaCat 10

Sunday 27 February 2011 18:45

I was just thinking that ^^

cr4497 4

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:17

someone needs to go back to first grade:/ lol dumb*ss

loshysucks 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 18:10

lolol this ^

WOW_BS 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 19:07

fag(s) ^

whitewoods 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:18

Ages 1 and up for a coloring book? Shouldn't it be more like 3 and up? At 1, kids are still eating crayons and the paper, none the less talking or finding words in a wordsearch.