Transportation: Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town...

By ohseven6421 - 03/09/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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By neverdrivingagain - 04/07/2009 02:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent hours arguing with my mother, who claimed I shouldn't make a three hour drive because I wouldn't be able to concentrate for that long. I argued that I was a perfectly capable driver, and left. In the last 2 minutes of the journey, I hit a van and messed up the front of my car. FML

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Friday 3 September 2010 12:24

YDI FOR NOT LISTENING!!!

IxIBAZIxI 2

Friday 3 September 2010 12:27

You deserved it, doesn't matter if you're 17 driving a Bentley which isn't even yours is retarded regardless.

Comments

PhantomJen 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:00

Your fault for not listening, and your mom's fault for leaving easy access to the key.

aback 4

Saturday 4 September 2010 1:33

Yeah. I'm trying to figure out why she didn't take the keys with her.

Taybabe2525 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:06

wow sucks

Petawhitney 2

Friday 3 September 2010 19:08

So stupid. It doesn't matter how young you are. It's not that hard to not drive a car that's not yours.

LOLSWAT 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:18

op, i hate u for touching a bentley. i hate u for being a spoiled brat. i hate you for causing damage to something beautifull. this makes me wish ur mom would whip you, then your dad, then your mom again. you now need to work like a slave till uve paid off the car, but ull never pay enough for losing ur parents trust and respect.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 4 September 2010 1:26

Maybe OP felt like causing damage to something beautiful-- felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. Wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches he'd never see. Maybe OP wanted to breathe smoke.

Anaxes 5

Sunday 5 September 2010 7:52

I hate you for abusing the English language you ******. #180 - Now you understand everything! But you forgot about nuking the North Pole so the tide levels rise dramatically and KILL EVERYONE!

skyeyez9 24

Friday 3 September 2010 19:19

My brother tried to sneak out dad's vintage (i think 1966 or 64) shelby mustang. It is a prototype and only one of two made (blue interior). Luckily he was caught before he took off. Had he wrecked it, his body would never be found.