Transportation: Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town...

By ohseven6421 - 03/09/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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By neverdrivingagain - 04/07/2009 02:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent hours arguing with my mother, who claimed I shouldn't make a three hour drive because I wouldn't be able to concentrate for that long. I argued that I was a perfectly capable driver, and left. In the last 2 minutes of the journey, I hit a van and messed up the front of my car. FML

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Friday 3 September 2010 12:24

YDI FOR NOT LISTENING!!!

IxIBAZIxI 2

Friday 3 September 2010 12:27

You deserved it, doesn't matter if you're 17 driving a Bentley which isn't even yours is retarded regardless.

Comments

Sparkiee93 3

Friday 3 September 2010 15:29

I love how you use your own age as an excuse "Ah, what are you gon' do? I'm just a kid. ;)" No, stupid, that only works when someone else brings it up for you. I'm 16, and you totally deserved it.

nekkid_dude 0

Friday 3 September 2010 15:36

"being 17" is not an excuse. "Being an idiot" would work though.

annanonomus 0

Friday 3 September 2010 15:37

YDI, Mother's know best. I bet you're a guy. 17 year old boys never listen. How were you punished? Chances are nothing happened to you except a scolding. Obviously she didn't take your electronics, otherwise you wouldn't be posting here.

ThereIsNoFork 0

Friday 3 September 2010 18:14

Coming from a mother with girls. Just wait till your baby girls grow up. Call us when you've changed your mind. *flings business card on table*

fruityloopz 4

Friday 3 September 2010 15:41

okay just because you're 17 doesn't give you the excuse "oh I'm 17, so I'm not supposed to listen to my parents". Thats stupid! I'm 17 and I can say I have common sense!

DocBastard 38

Friday 3 September 2010 15:41

Today, I came home early from a trip and hit my own Bentley, which was being driven by my disobedient 17-year old kid. FML

Hard_Luck_Aussie 4

Friday 3 September 2010 17:11

epic win!!!!!

CitrusGirl 0

Friday 3 September 2010 15:42

ah, irony

jess183xp 1

Friday 3 September 2010 15:53

well you're an idiot!

fmller12 0

Friday 3 September 2010 16:02

YDI for having a mother with Bentley.

luckylucas26 9

Friday 3 September 2010 16:05

ha ha your stupid ***!

bh0p 0

Friday 3 September 2010 16:06

I stopped reading and hit YDI after "mothers bently" but ha, yeah what are the chances if thar SUV bein ur mom FYL for that OP, but YDI for bein a rebel and fighting the machine