Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few...

By Sweeney - 20/05/2009 17:54 - United States

Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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By mmoments - 17/11/2015 19:01 - United States

Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2021 23:00

Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 23:02 - United States

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:39

all i have to say is that it annoys me to no end when people call it an itouch. no. it is an ipod touch.

sarahlee123 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:20

im sorry but that is so your fault! even though ive done it before..:( it sucks.

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Treehugger 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:46

first I clicked that YDI....but then i thought, usually the code is on the back of locks. who the hell goes around flipping locks to see if someone tore off a sticker?? Also, It's a gym. Ppl are there to get fit...not steal ppls stuff. I hate it when ppl have no respect for other ppls property. The gym I go to to just swim...I don't tend to lock my locker...and my stuff is always there when I get back. so, FYL......b/c ppl can't seem to respect other ppls property.

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:46

#15 has it right

bonafidehustler 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:47

Wtf is with #1? YDI for going to the gym? Yes, because getting exercise is such a terrible and unhealthy thing to do...

falcon_paunch 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:49

YDI for not removing the sticker. COMMON SENSE.

coogie 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:50

You know, I have an itouch myself ;D

scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:50

to the people saying he deserves it for leaving his valuables: where is he supposed to put his phone and wallet? The locker is there for that stuff, and a lock is there to protect it. But YDI for leaving the tag on....