Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With...

By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 00:53 - United States - Wahiawa

Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML

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By djteller - 25/04/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By ZeroLuck - 16/08/2013 02:32 - United States - Miami

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2014 00:19 - United States - Farmingdale

Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the Chipotle from last night's dinner hit, and my legs weren't the only thing running. FML

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AndelleRae 9

Tuesday 7 July 2009 12:35

YDI. Maybe you and the girl who was singing along to nothing should hook up.

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 13:38

Haven't you learned amything from other FMLs? Anytime you try to impress someone, it ends badly. 

Comments

DSuarez94 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 15:01

#23 took the words right out of my mouth ydi

Tippssy 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 15:06

Enough of these stupid "out for a jog, tried to impress someone" stories. I mean, damn. Hey mods, stop making this site boring.

unibrowicorn 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 15:14

Even if it had gone successfully,what was the point?Did you think the girl run after you and ask for your number? Stupid, stupid, stupid. ydi.:(

c6dragster 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 15:18

just like a kow

kellster 2

Tuesday 7 July 2009 15:18

That's disgusting. I'm sure was terribly impressed. *eyeroll*

dead_man_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 15:27

YDI for beig such a show off, asshole.

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 7 July 2009 15:36

Today I saw a hot girl and thought if she saw me running really fast she would want me then and there. I threw up, she didn't want me. FML. No, she probably didn't give a damn one way or the other about you. And you throwing up is just something she is going to tell her friends about and laugh at your expense. Even if she did notice you want did you expect would happen? That she would think you were so cool that she would give you her number? Or perhaps you thought she would drop to her knees and suck you off then and there? YDI YDI YDI x infinity!!! But on another note, good on you for wanting to get back in shape. Keep up the good work.... not the acting like an idiot and puking part tho.

PureGold 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 15:40

How do you throw up from running? You must have been like SUPER over-exerting yourself...and to impress a girl? YDI, seriously...

ithedarkknight 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 15:42

let me see where do i begin... um first of all is it that hard to try to catch up to her and just say hi... or does your macho male ego makes you feel better you beat a girl in a race she didnt even know she was apart of... dude your a loser... walk up to her and introduce your self like a human and spark a little small talk conversation like idk... hi how are you doing... i couldn't help but notice you infront of me... my names jim or what ever whats yours... in that moment she will give you a up and down look pretty much checkin you out... if she is cool and nice she'll reply... if she doesnt well dude thats that.... but im sure approaching her correctly you would have a better shot that acting like an ass...

shakenbake93 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 15:59

Well she doesn't know how far u ran. She might have thought that you just ran 20 miles or something and that's why you're throwing up. I think she might have been impressed.