Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With...

By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 00:53 - United States - Wahiawa

Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML

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By djteller - 25/04/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By ZeroLuck - 16/08/2013 02:32 - United States - Miami

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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Running

By Anonymous - 13/09/2014 00:19 - United States - Farmingdale

Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the Chipotle from last night's dinner hit, and my legs weren't the only thing running. FML

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AndelleRae 9

Tuesday 7 July 2009 12:35

YDI. Maybe you and the girl who was singing along to nothing should hook up.

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 13:38

Haven't you learned amything from other FMLs? Anytime you try to impress someone, it ends badly. 

Comments

thisishilarious 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:00

and yet youre probably still in better shape than most of the U.S.

crazysk8guy 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:10

FIRST!!! lol fail

kitkatkelly 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:13

I didn't even know that could happen.

Shyman4ever 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:51

Great I bet she was taken anyways.

Jay_Willis 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:55

ya ur rite **** ur life but hey dont feel bad i could see myself doin the same thing :)

rabbit_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:25

Why do men think things like this will impress women? Any hot chick that is impressed by a guy just running by her has no standards.

cadenernest 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:34

News flash, we know when you've sped up merely to impress us, and we're not impressed, you look like a ******* tool factory. It's like you have some bloated sense of pride in being able to run/drive faster than we can and that you'll garner a smile and a date out of your 'effort'. Then you're surprised when any decent woman gives you a scowl of disgust. Either enjoy the view from behind or run faster to catch up with her and talk rather than running past her like it's a race and your balls need an ego boost.