Intimacy: Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By screwed.over - 10/10/2009 23:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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kwbuzz23wk 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:52

you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:51

Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.

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Kx09 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 16:02

dump him

bayybee 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 16:36

Are you both like. . . 13 by any chance?

jillz 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 16:57

YDI

Deviant_fml 5

Saturday 23 May 2009 17:41

Good for him...

neurorot 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 18:09

christ what is with all these dumb ******* kids going " AFTER X AMOUNT OF MONTHS I GAVE IT UP TO MY BOYFRIEND " ? have some goddamn self-respect for yourself, jesus!

somaturee 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 19:45

Could be worse, he could've texted something like, "Worst. Sex. Ever." ;]

heavyop 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 19:52

HAHAHAHA! I did that too! but she was cool with it and thought it was really funny

ch_kisama 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 19:59

YDI for giving it up to a guy you've only known for 4 months. next time have some more self-respect and wait til you know someone better.

love15_fml 8

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:00

The one thing I'd like to point out is that the OP said "because I TOLD him I love him" you TOLD him, that doesn't mean you do, or that he loves you. If you REALLY loved him and didn't just tell him because you thought you should then FYL for him doing that so soon after and not waiting until he was home or telling them in person (because he would tell people anyway, most guys would) If you only told him because you thought you should and had sex because you thought that was what you should do then YDI. Sorry but it's true.

verstecktergeist 11

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:07

You gave your virginity to someone who you've only dated for 'four' months? You can always get new boyfriends.. You can never get that back. Talk about a fail decision..