Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top...

By fihifgni210 - 20/05/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML

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By mediocreboobs - 18/02/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

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Baked

By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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Drying times

By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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Tanning

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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By Tara - 01/05/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML

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Life's a beach

By Derek - 28/05/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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Take the compliment

By Anonymous - 12/08/2020 17:01

Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML

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toby02050 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:01

how would you not know people were working on your roof?

mrhahn530 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:01

You need any more roof work done? I'll work for free ;-).

Comments

fmlallthetyme 23

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:33

1 don't go out showing stuff because it is impossible not to know when somebody is working on your roof (unless ur deaf) 2 if u want I would happily f your life if u wld like YDI all the way

riotgrrl 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 6:04

YDI for tanning. Idiot.

anniesaysbueno 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 6:25

smooth move. maybe they just wanted to make sure you weren't getting cancer? YDI.

mikeloyst 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 7:55

Today, I decided i would call in sick to my job as a roofer. About halfway through the day, i get a call from a co-worker. "Dude, you just missed it! The sexiest little thing went tanning topless in her backyard and didnt notice us on the roof!!! For an hour!!!! Too bad you were sick eh'?". FML

FML_IS_FUNNY 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 7:57

Ok...... 1. The workers culda been on break so no noise 2. She culda though they left for the day 3. She culda through the weren't working the day 4. Maybe they didn't get up there till after she laided down to tan. And why topless is because of tan lines people......duh.....dey are not all da sexy.... Regardless its A major YDI lmao

00754chan 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 8:04

#6 . nice.

coopcas 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 8:18

To be fair, she could have been using headphones. Not everyone looks at their roof, either.

NuclearWinter 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 8:58

I'm sure you were heart broken people saw your mammary glands... Do you file a sexual harassment suit against your doctor when he checks your tonsils?