By fihifgni210 - 20/05/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML
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toby02050 0

how would you not know people were working on your roof?

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mrhahn530 0

You need any more roof work done? I'll work for free ;-).

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piddly_03 0

im just saying.. you're ******* dumb if you didnt know there were people working on your roof! HOW could you not hear them! one would think you would be aware of everything around you if you were going to he half naked and didnt want people to see.

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sumx07 0

omg chill guys.... its like a joke thing.. its supposed to be funny.. yeah people prob. do that, but chances are there just using this as a joke.. chill and just say its hot.. even if you are a girl like me ;)

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Icalasari 0

Everybody, this is possible. ONE of FIVE workers watched her. So no break in the noise. She could have assumed that they were working on, say, the garage section. And she could have been looking AWAY from the house

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liveitlearnit 0

I think basically any type of tanning is really stupid and vain. It's so bad for you and people overdo it. #129/tko- ftw usually means "for the win"

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whensdinner 0

idc how many people said this: how the hell did you not hear them working on your roof?

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aggieskate900 0

3 things. 1) If they watched the whole time you were tanning, then that means that you're hot, so that's some silver lining. 2) They'll never show up late for work again. 3) If you ever need the male equivalent of a "booty call," you've got five guys that are just ready and waiting. (plus, you already have their numbers, and after you're done, they can patch your roof for free)

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dude277 0

1. Ok. If you had your face down while laying outside, then it doesn't matter. 2. If you had your face up, how did you not see the guys watching you up there?? Anyway, while you were out there, did you hear any heavy breathing from up there or any repeated movements? I have to ask.

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quachie 0

maybe she didnt notice them because instead of hearing hammering she heard slapping

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AB_Tuner 0

Hahaha, that's hilarious. I'm a roofer, and we make A LOT of noise, not to mention a decent amount of crap falls to the ground... How you didn't hear/see any of that going on is way beyond me! #137, you're just retarded!

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heatherfeather 4

how the hell did you not remember or even NOTICE they were on your roof. and still... you can tan with a bikini on or go to a tanning bed... with a locking door... and nobody in there.

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